Meet Simona Fusco Stratten. No idea who she is but she’s cute, in a bikini, and has an Italian sounding name. Good enough for me. Sonna A Formato!

“Sonna A Formato” means “feed me, I’m hungry” in Italian. (Don’t ask how I know that but I do.) When I say “I’m hungry” in Italian it doesn’t mean I’m ready for dinner. Instead, it means I’m looking for dessert. Yummy!

I love you Simona Fusco Stratten! Sonna A Formato!