While your favorite celeb blogs are fucking sleeping tonight, it was announced earlier that Shania Twain and her husband of fourteen years have split up!

This is great news!

A few years ago there was a running joke that if I was to leave the adult industry I would be Shania Twain’s roadie, going on tour with her. I’m still waiting for her to call me about that really; Don’t stop believing!

But now that she is single again I have a chance!!!