Just when you thought it couldn’t get much worse, Britney Spears is back in the news again. This really shouldn’t come as a surprise now should it?

Seems last night someone decided she needed help. She was “escorted to the hospital by more than a dozen police officers in cars, on motorcycles and in helicopters”. Is this really fucking necessary? Why don’t you just hog tie her and through her in to the back of a squad car already? She looks pretty piggy to me these days….

What a wonderful example she serves for her younger sister who is underage, knocked up, and was recently photographed smoking and drinking beer. What a wonderful job their mother, Lynne Spears, has done raising these two. In a strange twist of irony, Lynne Spears just released her book on - what else? - parenting. She should be arrested for fraud already.

Her “big return” - pictured below - was less of a return and more of a huge embarrassment. She looks like a fucking cow already.

You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl!!!