It seems that Hayden Panettiere just exploded on the Internet this morning and suddenly she’s everywhere as if she’s omnipresent or something. Of course my in box was full of pix from various sources around the Internet, pictures of my baby doll Hayden Panettiere. Nice. Oh, and thanks to everyone who emailed me this morning.

Here she is at a Donald Trump party in Beverly Hills. Seems Trump is building some hotel in Dubai or something, yawn, sexy hot dress.

The funny thing is I’ve heard people call my Hayden a midget, and others complain that she has fat arms. I call them Hayden Haters. Trust me, if Hayden Panettiere was coming on to you in that tight tiger dress you’d be willing to cough up a lung just to get close enough to smell her. Perverts.

Sometimes I think it’s sad really how we stalk our favorite stars. I mean, not me of course, the photographers who take these pictures. I mean, she bent over to pet a dog or something, flash goes off, shirt becomes see through for a 1/1000 of a seconds, black thong, bam. Hot.

And last… I mentioned the other day that it was Hayden’s birthday. ( Happy Birthday honey - that’s right, I know you’ve been reading my blog Hayden! ) Turns out she had a pool party to celebrate her birthday. ( My birthday parties make Hayden’s birthday party look childish. ) And yes, there are bikini pictures but they are pretty crappy and otherwise unflattering, so if you want to see them go visit the blog at Egotastic. ( Great Blog by the way. )

I don’t recall getting an invite to Hayden’s party; I’m sure it was a mistake on her part. My birthday is coming - and you know my parties are brutally insane - and if you think I didn’t send Hayden Panettiere an invite (through her agent really) your on crack. Let’s see if she bites.

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I bet when you woke up this morning you had no idea what today is…..

Today is Hayden Panettiere’s birthday! Sweet. (So I woke up with wood this morning!)

So, to celebrate her birthday, I’m gonna post up some little known pictures of Hayden Panettiere. This short little chick is just so smoking hot!

So enjoy, and have a great day. I know I will!

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Hayden Panettiere popped up in the news a few times in the past days and it’s been so long since a posted any nu pictures of this tiny short princess, so it’s time to do it up.

This is Hayden a few days ago at the Whaleman Foundation Benefit. This event was held at the Eva Longoria’s Beso restaurant in LA on Sunday. It seems that a lot of the biggest celebs in Hollywood attended, and Hayden was the host. Just because she’s short it doesn’t mean she’s not well liked in Hollywood!

At the same time, Hayden’s father Alan Panettiere was arrested for knocking around Hayden’s mother. Opps. Hayden Panettiere released a statement that this was a “private family matter” and left it at that. I thought that was classy.

Which brings us to the title of the thread, Hayden Panettiere and Billy Connolly. I had a wonderful dream last night that I decided to meet and bed down Hayden Panettiere, and discovered she lived in a nice apartment building in San Francisco for the rich and famous that was locked down by tight security. I had my mother move into the apartment building to get me past security, and I ran into Hayden eating breakfast in the cafe on the first floor. I ate with her and she had me promise to meet her later in the day at her friend’s art studio, which I did, and my mother bought a lot of expensive art which made me Hayden’s new best friend. At the same time, Billy Connolly lived there, and him and I became good friends too. I met Hayden’s (sic) boyfriend but gave him the brush off, and then Hayden and I began dating.

Dreams can be so odd. But to be sure I woke up with wood this morning!

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Cindy Crawford is on vacation on a yacht, and pictures have been popping up all over the place. Although it’s entirely possible I still might be in love with her, I’ve resisted putting up the pix on the Bunny Ranch Blog. Until now because seeing Cindy Crawford’s forty year old breasts are hot!

Not bad at all for a forty year old former super model!!!!!

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So Hayden Panettiere got a new haircut. Not too happy about that, but it’s not like she runs these things by me. We need to work on our communication skills here.

Here’s Hayden in a rather nice tight pair of pants….. And a little tank top.

What a great fucking ass this little chick has…..

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Shania Twain is looking smoking hot in this little outfit…. Very hot! I love her tits in this picture - and her nipples too!

She’s also very single too, dropping that loser of a husband of hers…..

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I love my email….. Today I got a funny photoshopped photo from one of our regular readers…. It’s a picture of Hayden Panettiere holding up a picture of me and Misty Anderson done like one of those motivational pictures saying “Stalker” on the bottom.

How funny is that?

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I love this set because I caught it on one of those celeb shows on TV the other night. Hayden Panettiere went out dinner a few nights ago at Macado’s restaurant in Beverly Hills. Oddly enough all of the celeb blogs and even the TV show I watched didn’t mention anything about who she might have been with, which strikes me as being odd. I doubt that she went to a nice dinner alone.

Hayden Panettiere was wearing a nice tight pair of jeans and a beautiful top, sporting her new short spunky haircut. She looks smoking hot!

What kills me about these pictures is that it looks like someone is trying to hand her a script. It’s got to suck living in Hollywood where everyone is so damn desperate!

She’s carrying a five dollar bill in her hand to hand off as a tip to valet, which I think was thoughtful of her. She’s such a nice girl…. But I’m still secretly waiting for the day when she becomes the next party girl!

As always, Hayden Panettiere, I love you and want you to have all of my children!!!!

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