Now this is smoking hot….. AnnaLynne McCord hit the Malibu beach this weekend with her celebrity bikini clad girlfriends to play volleyball……

That’s AnnaLynne McCord on the left in the pink bikini…..

And being as all women are lesbians at heart, well, why should AnnaLynne McCord be any different?

There are pictures of AnnaLynne McCord kissing one of her girlfriends, but I’ll save that for the girls kissing girls blog…..

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It’s another hot July day…. And no better time to put up a hot celebrity in her bikini!

Ashley Tisdale does nicely!

I wish we could start off every day with an picture of Ashley Tisdale in her bikini. It would make getting out of bed worth it!

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You know how I love to bust chops when it comes to Lindsay Lohan…. Well, early breaking news on this beautiful Saturday morning tells us that the Beverly Hills police department has issued an arrest warrant for Lindsay Lohan for a DWI charge she had back in 2007 – Remember when she creamed her Mercedes Benz?

Here she is back in 2007 behind the bar making drinks. Um, nice rack.

Seems Lindsay Lohan pleaded guilty to DUI and cocaine charges after she crashed her Mercedes into a tree in Beverly Hills in 2007. This is the same incident when Lindsay Lohan chased a woman down in an SUV. Lindsay Lohan was put on probation for three years, and if she violates her probation by failing a drug test or failing to meet with her probation officer, well, she’ll learn what it’s really like to really be a lesbian!

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I don’t get the whole Rihanna thing. This woman is beautiful, talented, and rich. She can have any man she wants. Why in the world she’s back with Chris Brown – the man who beat her – is beyond me. I know I have a habit of objectifying women, but at the end of the day women are like a fine Italian sports car – mean to be driven hard but also to be respected and admired.

Yeah, Rihanna can have any man she wants. In fact, I’ll gladly step up if need be and take care of all of her needs!

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When did Hayden Panettiere start smoking? I don’t recall giving her permission to smoke.

Hell – Doesn’t Hayden Panettiere know that smoking stunts your growth?

And Hayden Panettiere needs all the help she can get!!!!

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God, how I miss the 1980′s!!!!

Late last night someone slipped me some “then and now” pix of Carrie Fisher. The “now” picture made me depressed; It’s sad to see a beautiful Hollywood actress forty years after the fact and “now” they are old. At the same time, the “then” picture – featured below – gave me instant wood!

Carrie Fisher was smoking hot back in the day!

And of course, you know how I love ponytails….. I love to have a nice little handle for when my women get out of line – It really helps to keep their attention. One little pull of her ponytail and trust me, you have her undivided attention.

I would have so hit Carrie Fisher back in the day!

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I just love it when chicks have breasts so large they can’t hide them no matter what…… And Lucy Pinder surely does have big knockers!

I love this outfit – all boobs and a tight pink skirt! Whoot whoot! But we all just really want to know if she’s wearing panties!!!!

Did you know that Lucy Pinder suffers from coulrophobia – an excessive fear of clowns??? Ouch. That’s got to suck!

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Oh, to be young again…… Seems Amanda Bynes has been in the news more often these days. Maybe she hired a new publicist or something. All of twenty-three years old and still has the rest of her life in front of her…. Of course, I just adore it when twenty-three year old chicks go out slumming and clubbing dressed up in high heels and short leather skirts….

Clearly Amanda Bynes has the legs to pull it off…..

Check out her girlfriend behind her, also wearing a short skirt….. Think maybe they like doing threesomes????

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I remember back in the day when Rebecca Romijn was the bomb and everyone wanted to fuck her brains out….. She just had twins and she’s still looking mighty fine!!!

Nice rack, and loving those pants….

I’d work out with Rebecca Romijn any day of the week!

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After Hayden Panettiere, the celebrity I want to fuck the most must be Amanda Bynes. Most of you don’t know who she is, and the ones who do don’t seem to care. She had her own TV show on some kids network a few years back, but now she’s come full circle – and growned up! Not only is she growing up nicely, but she’s enjoying her new found attention and loves showing off her legs.

This is her leaving a night club with her girlfriend the other day.

I don’t know if Amanda Bynes is a lesbian or not – one can hope because I’d love to see her banging another chick – but I love the way chicks her age have no fear of holding on to her girlfriend’s hands…. Or making out on cute!

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