So my little brother got married this past week. I had to fly my happy ass across country to attend the event. So it was pay back time. You see, I learned a few tricks from my friend’s wedding last month.

I have friends all around the country, and all of my friends have friends who sometimes better looking – and wilder – than my friends locally. So I made some calls. The night before we did the “guy thing” – loosely translated into a night of drinking it up, my favorite past time. So I had some of my friends bring some of their friends, fed them some Jägermeister, and let them loose. It was too much!

I had them humping each other on the floor! Fun times! My normally straight laced brother was in for a big surprise. The morning after wasn’t too pleasant when his soon to be wife found out about the antics. I mean, my brother didn’t do anything wrong or anything, but it’s possible I made an ass out of myself. Twice.

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Back to the email bag…. I get this email from Kate and Sara. They are two room mates from New Jersey (my home state!) who stumbled across my blog after after enjoying a bottle of wine. They read my writings about women being obsessed with their breasts and their burning desire to compare each other’s breasts. Perhaps it was the wine talking, and had a friend take a snapshop of the two of them asking me to decide who had better breasts. This is a tough call.

Without seeing more pictures I’d have to declare this a tie!

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God bless the person who invented Jagerbombs. Get a few Jagerbombs into a chick and she’s willing to do nearly anything in public with her friends. This photo was taken last night.

Life’s been good so far!

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Ever have someone tell you that strippers are good in bed? It’s true. It’s the way they move (not to mention the strength of their legs!). Try it; You’ll thank me later.

I’m wondering if this woman has the same talents!

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It never fails. Every time you go out there is always one of your group who just isn’t too bright.

There is always some guy who thinks he’s popular but hasn’t figued out he’s nothing more than a clown. Here’s our clown from last night, destroying a perfectly good picture.

Which one was my date you ask? Both. Think I’m kidding. Think again. Because you know how I love lesbians. One at a time just isn’t enough.

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“Okay” they said. “We’ll show off our breasts…. as long as it doesn’t end up on the Internet”.

Opps. I forgot to mention my blog. I hope I run into these three again. Can’t wait to tell them how proud I am of them.

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Being as I’m a bit older than my crew (read: wiser) I had to school a few of my friends on “whippits”.

Trust me when I tell you a good time was had by all. Who says an old dog can’t teach new tricks to the puppies?

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It’s a slow process – You have to slowly walk them through the steps. First you ask them if they’ve ever kissed another woman. There is a good chance they have and at that point it’s easy – it ends the game. If they haven’t kissed another woman chances are they are into it but just don’t know it. The next step – which usually works very well for me – is to get them to do shots off of each other.

Besides turning me on, it gets them close to each other. A few shots later and they are dancing with their tongues inside eachother’s mouths.

Trust me on this one. I’m a professional. It’s an artform!

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She says she doesn’t want to be a porn star. But her body language tells me a different story.

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This is what happens when women have way too much to drink!

I was outside of a bar leaving latst night when one of those woman said “Oh, big man with a big camera – you must be a photographer”. I said “Show me you gifts to men” and one of them took off her shirt and the other was working on it when I snapped this picture. Women – this should serve as a warning – Don’t drink too much in public. And even less when there are cameras around!

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