I don’t have a think for rear ends, but lesbians rock!

Got to love that Misty Anderson and Raven Riley!!!!

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Got to love lesbians, right?

1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
…A licker cabinet.

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?….
…A Klondyke.

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
…Militia Etheridge.

4. Why can’t lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
…Because they can’t eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
..Fur Traders.

6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
…A Lickalotapuss.

7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
..Well Hung.

8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
…She was found face down in Ricki Lake.

9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
…Even the pool table doesn’t have balls.

10. What do you call lesbian twins?
…Lick-a-likes.

11. What’s the definition of confusion?
…Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

12. What’s the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
…One’s a snack cracker, the other’s a crack snacker.

13. What do you call an open can of tuna on a lesbians coffee table?
…Potpourri.

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Came across this picture:

And it reminded me of this picture I took of Misty Anderson…
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I met Misty Anderson two years ago. Nice gal. Great legs, great ass, beautiful face, 34c. I knew it was only a matter of time before she ended up on the Mach 1 for some shots.

It was a long road to get her on my car. We were gonna do it in Vegas at one of our conventions but it didn’t happen. Then we planned on Phoenix, but by then I had moved to California. So, to make a long story short, I flew her pretty little arse out to where my car was and we did a shoot on the car. Here you go, your welcome.

The real funny part is it’s been raining here nearly non stop since I got here. The only little bit of sunshine we got was when Misty Anderson was here. Perfect timing!

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Dreams do come true! Guess who came to visit me?

Misty Anderson, that’s who!

Here’s the story. It’s no big secret that I think Misty Anderson is by far the most beautiful woman on the Internet. But that does mean I was close to her. I’ve had her number; I called her once. Anyhows, we were having a party locally in my new home state of California and I needed a date. The party was on Saturday, so I called her the Thursday before and left a voice mail saying “This is Rochard, pack your bags – I’m flying you out to Sacramento to party on Friday”. She calls me back, we talked about it – and I bought her a $600 plane ticket for the next day (sort of short notice huh?). So she flew out and we spent all of forty-eight hours or so together. It was rather romantic. I took her shopping, out for breakfast, we did the party…… and did a photo shoot on the Mach 1 (pix to follow!).

All in all I got to know Misty Anderson pretty well. She’s nicer than I had expected. In fact, now I’m sure she’s my favorite model!

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Misty Anderson is coming to visit ME this weekend! I lived such a Charmed Life!

She’s got a beautiful smile, a killer body, and can kick my ass twice daily. Let me tell you that this woman is a sex goddess; Sex with her is un-fucking-believeable. Trust me here. I have, um, inside knowledge here. Yeah, I’d bang her like a screen door in a hurricane, thrice daily!

You would too!

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As men (and perhaps women too!) we should be thankful that we live in today’s world where heels and thongs are common. I remember a time when this wasn’t always the case. I remember a time when women rarely wore high heels, and it was easy to get a woman into the dentist’s chair than it was to talk her into wearing a thong. Here’s Misty Anderson’s site giving us a perfect example:

Yes, Thank god for Heels. Thank God for thongs. And yes, thank God for Misty Anderson!

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I have a lot of fetishes. I like women in cowboy hats, women in bikinis, women on cars, and women who ride motorcycles.

Yes, I like it all. But nothing gets me instantly hard as a rock as two girls kissing, tongues touching. Fucking smoking hot.

This is Misty Anderson and her new found friend Raven Riley. While it’s a well known fact that I have Misty Anderson on speed dial, I don’t know Raven nearly as well. Once during a porno convention she came out in a cheerleader uniform and gave me a lap dance for no reason, but that’s a story for another time.

Lesbians Rock, plain and simple. And every day I thank GOD for them.

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Misty Anderson called to wish me a happy Valentine’s Day.

These pix were JUST put up a few seconds ago.

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Picture this – There you are taking a romantic stroll in the woods with the woman of your dreams (Misty Anderson!) when you stumble upon a log cabin.

As you explore this log cabin you get this crazy idea to have sex right there and then. You get hard as a rock (which happens more often than you’d like to admit!). You touch Misty in just the right place to signal your intentions; Twenty seconds later she’s on the floor on this log cabin with half her clothes off!

Clearly I have a rich fantasy life. Hey Misty, I’m still waiting for your answer about getting married! Hello?

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