My blog generates a lot of email. I get one question more than any other question… “What does home of the full woody no splinter tropical dream vacation and spa salon mean?” is the question I get most.

Well, first of all, think of a hot tub with a sexy hot babe in it…

The truth is this comes from a goofy little song by a little known Canadian group called “2nu”. They were a one hit wonder in the 1980’s, and sang an odd little song called “Count ‘Em Up Creek”. The beginning of the song started off with….

“I needed a vacation, you know, someplace exotic… Where full bodied native girls reek of coconut scented suntan lotion… A place I could drink the water… And all for just $49.95. So, I called Clive Dinky’s – Home of the no splinter, full woody, tropical dream vacation and spa salon. Two hour later, there I am, looking straight into the eyes of “Mona the Monkey Woman”, when all of a sudden my Ziggy Marley accent kicks in…. “

Told you it was goofy! But it appealed to my odd sense of humor. This is what happens when I listen to Canadian music.

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You all know how I like hot women in cowboy hats, right??? Well, let’s check out Lia 19 in my favorite outfit!!!

It’s very possible I’ve posted these pictures before. But my blogging skills have grown since then and I’m putting in way more photos and thumbnails and groovy stuff like that. You know, I’m trying to make you all happy. Your welcome!

You can’t tell me these pictures aren’t hot!!!! My favorite is the last one of her crawling on her hands and knees. Very hot!

Now, some of you newbies might be wondering what my strange obsession with women in cowboy hats is. It’s rather simple really. I get off on women riding on top of me wearing nothing but cowboy boots and a cowboy hat, like they are riding a fucking bucking bronco!

Try it some time… It’s a lot of fun!!!!

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This is a stunning dress! I mean, Lia 19 is stunning buck ass naked, but this dress makes her a fucking knock out!

What’s this? Rochard, are you showing snatch on your blog? Nay Nay! (That’s Canadian for “no no”!) Seems so, huh?

Yeah, we got a little bit of Lia’s snatch in there. I’m fine with that and you’ll be seeing this more often here on Rochard’s Bunny Ranch. Time to step things up a bit here!!!

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Earlier today I got an interesting email from a lad in Switzerland. He emailed me some pictures of myself, Lia 19 (pictured below), Alison Angel, and Southern Brooke. The pictures were taken at my one of my (well known and well documented) parties at my house in Phoenix.

Turns out this lad has been taking to someone claiming to be Lia 19, and that she claims she is really a nurse in Ghana.

Keep in mind people that it’s really easy to pretend to be someone else on the Internet. (I might really be an eighteen year from the Philippines!) If a porn star emails you out of the clear blue, trust me when I tell you it’s not who you think it is. Anyone can pretend to be anyone they wish when they are hiding behind an email address.

Note that this is not to say that Lia 19 couldn’t be a nurse. You might look at her and think “oh, beautiful chick with her own website”. She’s a lot smarter than you all think!

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This post is bound to get a lot comments and perhaps some hate mail…

Seems that Sunday is the Superbowl. Whoot Whoot. But why watch sweaty smelly men in tight uniforms chase after a ball when you can go outside and play football with Alison Angel and Lia 19??? Doesn’t that sound like much more fun?

I’ve never understood America’s obsession with football. Don’t get me wrong – I’m clearly not gay – and I played football when I was a kid. I was even a big basketball star in high school because I was pretty damn good at it (and rather tall for my age!). But watching someone else play football (or basketball or baseball) just doesn’t make sense to me. I’d much rather spend my time watching two beautiful women goof off with a football than watch grown men play football on TV.

It’s much more sexier and much more entertaining!!!

So, fuck you all. While you are watching men in tight uniforms run around and chase each other I’m going skiing!

Oh, keep in mind you football players all shower together too!

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One of the things I love about shows in Vegas is the people you run into at the bars…. Such as Lia 19. She’s always a fun one to drink with!

She also gave us a special peek at her breasts…..

To answer your next question…. Yes, she drank me under the table!

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Seems like I missed these pictures in the Lia 19 website a few weeks ago…. Very nice!

So now we know she’s into whips…..

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Okay, this is about enough to give Rochard a heart attack here! How about two of my favorite girls naked together – Both Alison Angel and Lia 19!!!

That is so fucking hot!!!

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While I’m thinking of it…. Lia 19 has some great pix of her and a SLR Roadster in her site….

That’s one sexy girl – and a totally hot car!

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I’ve posted pictures of both Lia 19 and Alison Angel on a gold Lambo before. The car is commonly called the FTV Girls Lambo. Here’s a picture of Alison Angel and the car in question.

Last night Lia 19 contacted me online and showed me this link: 219 MPH Lambo.

Now, I’m not saying this is the same car that FTV Girls owns… but I found it odd that Lia 19 would be sending me this link.

That’s fucking awesome!

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