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Category: Britney SpearsDec
08
She’s Back. Again.
Britney’s back, bitch. Again. And again. It’s almost starting to sound like one of those records that skips.
Britney Spears just released a new song and video “Womenzier”. The video is pretty hot. Then again, if I had hours of make up, custom designed outfits, and a staff of people to otherwise make me look beautiful…. Well, I’d look better than Britney Spears.
I think Britney Spears missed something here. When your a hot young rock star you can shake your ass and talk sing about your non existent virginity while wearing a school girl skirt and push up bra, but at some point your supposed to invest your money into a business where you bring other potential stars forward to make you yet more money – Half the work, twice the profits. Well, I guess it’s not like she works hard anyhow. She just turned twenty-seven; It’s time to hang up the towel already. Yeah, it’s time to hang up the towel when you fat hangs out your custom design and custom fitted outfit. Slut.
Britney Spears is a bit thick here; I see fat hanging out from her shorts.
I shoot content for a living and let me clue you in on exactly what we are seeing here… The stockings – used to hide the fat. The tall shorts – used to hide the fat. The see through shirt – Makes you think your seeing something hot and sexy, but the truth is… It’s hiding fat.
Oh my god. Britney Spears is an “over there girl”. ( She looks good “over there”, but when you see her up close she’s not nearly as pretty.
Oh, and your dancing…. Come on. That’s not dancing. Standing in one spot, shaking your hips twice, and then prancing over to another spot to shake your hips again isn’t dancing. What the fuck happened to the Britney Spears we used to know?
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Nov
08
Very Scary
It’s bad enough that Madonna is still touring at age fifty. I sort of picture my mother up on stage, half naked, singing “Like A Virgin”. That’s not hot, but it’s kind of scary.
If that’s not bad enough, she joined on stage by another has been that’s trying to hold on to her fame and glory – None other than Britney Spears. She’s the original twenty-five year old has been that already wants her fame back!
Put the two of them together, and well, that’s double scary!!!!
Sep
08
Britney’s Back Bitch
Britney Spears – the slut that everyone loves to hate but have instant wood if she crawled into bed with you – is going to perform at the Video Music Awards this year. Again.
Because we all know how well she did last year…..
She’s hot still hot, but only because Britney Spears is pretty much a tramp – and dresses to play the part rather nicely really.
I mean, let’s not kid ourselves. If she wanted to make babies with us (only for practice) we’d jump at the chance. But I honestly could not name one single song she sings other than “Baby, hit me one more time”. I think there was a video where she was dressed up like a slutty school girl, but the porn industry has taught us that all school girls are sluts and well, that was like ten years ago.
Hit it maybe, but watch Britney Spears on MTV at the Video Music Awards? Pass.
I’d much rather watch paint dry. (Yawn.)
By the way, in case your wondering where I got these slutty pictures of Britney Spears… I get them at my favorite celeb site!
May
08
Britney Confuses Me
Britney Spears confuses me – and pisses me off. I’m not sure how to roll with this one – would I hit it or would I pass?
Here she is recently in a bikini…. If this was the only example and I had to base my decision on this one I would so pass….
But we’ve all seen Britney Spears when she was hot, prancing around in a school girl outfit singing “HIT ME one more time”. And you just KNOW what that means!
Now she’s just a middle aged pop star who is quickly fading to silver blue….. My best guess is that we’ll be seeing a sex tape of her shortly!!!
Apr
08
Britney’s Second Comeback?
Looks like Britney Spears is “looking decent”. But surely not the “smoking hot” that she used to be back in the day.
Then again, if you put a tight white t-shirt on twenty-something year old woman and there’s a 50/50 she’ll look hot. Titties of nearly any size looks good when wrapped up in a tight shirt!
I’ve lost faith in Britney Spears…… However, I’d still hit it. But you know me….. I’ll nail anything not already nailed down!
Jan
08
Rock Fucking Bottom
Just when you thought it couldn’t get much worse, Britney Spears is back in the news again. This really shouldn’t come as a surprise now should it?
Seems last night someone decided she needed help. She was “escorted to the hospital by more than a dozen police officers in cars, on motorcycles and in helicopters”. Is this really fucking necessary? Why don’t you just hog tie her and through her in to the back of a squad car already? She looks pretty piggy to me these days….
What a wonderful example she serves for her younger sister who is underage, knocked up, and was recently photographed smoking and drinking beer. What a wonderful job their mother, Lynne Spears, has done raising these two. In a strange twist of irony, Lynne Spears just released her book on – what else? – parenting. She should be arrested for fraud already.
Her “big return” – pictured below – was less of a return and more of a huge embarrassment. She looks like a fucking cow already.
You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl!!!
Jan
08
Britney = Downhill
Every day for Britney Spears is now an uphill battle. She takes one small step forward, falls flat on her ass, and then slides twenty feet back.
And today must have really sucked for her.
Here’s what I’m reading happened today…..
1) Britney went to court today about custody blah blah blah tramp showed up two hours late for what was a fourteen minute hearing. Nevermind that she married a chump named Kevin Federline who now has custody of her kids. Oh, and her attorney drop kicked her ass today.
2) She showed up at Kevin’s house tonight, obviously upset about the hearing that didn’t go well in her favor. The cops were called, creating two solid hours of drama.
3) Now the news reports are saying that paramedics have been sent to her house, and Britney has been taken in for a “mental health evaluation”. They should have done that the moment she shaved her head as bald as her snatch.
It’s sad to see someone fall so quickly so fast, but it’s like a trainwreck – you can’t look away. Reality just smacked this bitch right in the face.
I’m sure my friends at Celeb Taboo will have pictures up in the morning….. Also, note I beat all of the celeb blogs on this tonight!
Nov
07
You must be kidding me
Oct
07
Holy Trainwreck
Where did Britney Spears go wrong?
I guess this picture says it all – You can’t take the white trash ouf the girl!
WTF? Last week…. She went to court and a judge told her she didn’t have her license and couldn’t drive. The next day she was photographed in her car on a one way street… going in the wrong direction. Today her kids were taken away from her and given to that half brain twit dancer she married. It’s bad enough her kids were taken away from her – which makes he look like an unfit mother…. but to give them to Kfed? It’s like taking a wound and rubbing gasoline on it.
Get it together honey and bring back the Britney we used to love!
Sep
07
Britney Spears: Moo!
Britney Spears opened up the 2007 VMA last night. Reactions on Al Gore’s Internet seems to be mixed; Some people are saying this is the beginning of a comeback and others are saying she looked horrible. Judge for yourself!
I think she looks like a damn cow! Can we say “think in the middle”?
Britney Spears needs to take a year off and concentrate on herself. She went from being at the top of her game to a white trash trailer girl. It’s very sad really – Reality has smacked her hard in the face.
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