Why can’t more chicks be like Ashley Fires? We want a chick that can and will do it all – We want a chick that will enjoy our hobbies (mine is getting speeding tickets at over 100 mph, joy), hang out with the boys and drink beer, cook and clean for us, put out for us, oh, and yeah, we want you to work at the strip club once a month for some extra cash and so that we can watch other men wishing they could fuck you. Ashley Fires makes a great stripper!
Check out the fucker loser in the hat on the right. He’s like “Oh yeah, I would so hit that”. Fucking creep. You don’t have a chance in hell with Ashley Fires!
Is it me, or does it look like this might be what Ashley Fires does for a living? Now, I’ve met Ashley Fires – I posed up some pictures of her and Raimi Miller in Phoenix last year or so – and I don’t recall her ever mentioning she was a stripper… Doesn’t matter, as long as Ashley Fires can do those moves in the bedroom!
Now check it… Ashley Fires in pigtails and stripper attire, trying to come off like a naughty slutty school girl. Yeah, right. But still, a woman like Ashley Fires willing to go this far should get some credit!
Ashley Fires is so fucking marriage materiel!
